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Systems Engineering
Designing systems that last forever
Systems engineers think about how everything fits together.
Like thinks about how every piece of your world fits perfectly. 💜
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System Design
Before building, you design the whole system!
Think first, build second. Big picture always. 🌍
🍼 BABY SAYS designed your nursery like a system. Airflow, lighting, sound, temperature. All engineered for perfect sleep. (Results vary.)
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Scalability
A scalable system handles more load as it grows!
Start small, think big. 📈
🍼 BABY SAYSYou are highly scalable. Started tiny! Now you're growing fast. 's love scales with you no limits.
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Trade-offs
Every design has trade-offs.
Faster or cheaper? Simple or flexible? Choose wisely! 🤔
🍼 BABY SAYSSleep now or play now the eternal baby trade-off. You always choose play. always chooses sleep.
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Fault Tolerance
A fault-tolerant system keeps working even when parts break!
No single point of failure. 💪
🍼 BABY SAYSOur family is fault tolerant. If Mama is busy, handles it. If is on-call, Mama handles it. Zero downtime.
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Requirements
Before building anything, gather the requirements!
What does it need to do? Who needs it? 📋
🍼 BABY SAYSYour requirements: warm, fed, loved, clean, entertained. gathered these requirements quickly. Using trial and error.
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Observability
An observable system tells you exactly what's happening inside.
No guessing. Only knowing. 👁️
🍼 BABY SAYSYou have excellent observability you communicate every internal state loudly. receives all your telemetry. All of it.
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Iteration
Great systems are built iteratively
a little better, every single day. 🌱
🍼 BABY SAYSEvery day you ship a new feature. Yesterday: rolling over. Today: sitting. Tomorrow: walking. Each sprint better than the last!
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Masterpiece
Every great system has a purpose.
You are 's greatest design.
Built with intention. Maintained with love.
Reliable beyond all specification. 💜
SYSTEM SPECUptime: ∞ | Purpose: bring joy | Designer: Love itself