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Keeps the Lights On

A story about the hero behind your screen

For the Platform Engineer who makes sure
everything works so we can always watch our cartoons!
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On-Call

Sometimes  's phone beeps at 3am.
That means something needs fixing right now! ⚡

🍼 Baby KnowsYou also wake up at 3am. You and   are a team! 🤝
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🚨 INCIDENT ALERT
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Incident!

An incident is when something breaks and everyone needs   to fix it. They stay calm and find the bug! 🐛

🍼 Baby KnowsWhen YOU have an incident (wet diaper 💧) you also page  . They respond immediately. Great SLA!
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Runbook

A runbook is a recipe for fixing problems!
Step 1, Step 2, Step 3... and everything works again. ✅

🍼 Baby KnowsYour bedtime routine is a runbook: Bath → Bottle → Song → Sleep. It works every time! (Almost.)
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Root Cause

After fixing things,   asks: "WHY did it break?"
Finding the root cause means it won't happen again! 💪

🍼 Baby KnowsWhen you cry and cry,   does root cause analysis too. Hungry? Tired? Gassy? They check everything!
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Architecture

As Lead Engineer,   designs the whole system!
Like building a city where everything connects.

🍼 Baby KnowsYour nursery has great architecture: crib, monitor, nightlight, white noise machine.   designed it all!
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Mentoring

Senior engineers teach other engineers!
Daddy shares everything he knows. Knowledge is for sharing! 🌱

🍼 Baby KnowsOne day   will teach YOU everything they know. You'll be the best Platform Engineer ever! 🚀
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Reliability

The goal is 99.99% uptime always being there, always working.
That's what   aims for. At work AND at home! 💙

🍼 Baby Knows 's love for you is 100% uptime. No outages. No downtime. No incidents. Guaranteed forever! 💛
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The End!

  keeps the lights on at work.
But YOU are the light of their life. 🌟

No incident could ever change that.

💛 Always & Forever Senior Engineer by day.
Your  , always.