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Shipping Features Since Birth
Software Engineering
Hello, World!
Writing code is talking to computers in a language they understand. talks to YOU in a language only you two understand.
💻 Hello, World!
$ git clone love.git
Cloning into 'love'...
Receiving objects: ████████ 100%
$ cd love && npm install▌
added ∞ packages in 0ms
Code
Talk to Computers
Every app started with someone typing in the dark, hoping it would work. types code hoping YOU will work. You always do.
⌨️ Tap Tap Tap!
🐛
BUG FOUND ON LINE 47
TypeError: Cannot read property
'sleep' of undefined
Debugging
Find the Bug
Debugging is finding what went wrong. It is always on line 47. debugs you every day. Root cause: usually hungry.
🔍 Found It!
git push origin love --force
DO NOT DO THIS ON MAIN
Git
Save Everything
Git saves your code history forever. Every change. Every mistake. keeps every memory of you. No commits deleted. Ever.
💾 Committed!
PULL REQUEST #42
feat: add more cuddles to baby
+∞ lines of love -0 lines of worry
Pull Request
Ask for Approval
A PR asks your team to review your work before it goes live. 's PR to bring you home was approved instantly. Zero comments.
✅ Approved!
☕
FUEL LEVEL: CRITICAL
Estimated coffees today: 4 · Naps: 0
Coffee
Developer Fuel
Developers run on coffee and stubbornness. Babies run on milk and chaos. switched from coffee to love when you arrived.
☕ One More Cup!
✓ baby.eats() returns true
✓ baby.sleeps() returns true
✗ baby.sleeps_through_night() FAILED
Tests: 2 passed, 1 failed
Expected: 8hrs Received: 45min
Tests
Does It Work?
Tests make sure your code does what it should. Write them before you code if you are brave. runs the test suite on you every day. Most tests pass.
🧪 Tests Passing!
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DEPLOYING TO PRODUCTION
No rollback available. Fingers crossed.
Deploy
Ship It!
Deploying means sending your code to the world. Exciting. Terrifying. deployed you into the world and has been monitoring you ever since.
🚀 Shipped!
❤️
const love = Infinity;
while (true) hug(you);
The End 💻
Best Code Ever Written
The best software just works. No bugs. No downtime. No tickets.
You are the best thing ever shipped. Zero defects. Perfect first release. 💙
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